Top 5 List Songs

by MCQ

Because you asked for it:

Honorable mention (because I can’t decide if it’s a list song, but it’s awesome):


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  1. Despite the greatness of “Subterranean Homesick Blues,” the number one all-time best list song is “88 Lines about 44 Women” by the Nails.

    Comment by kuri — July 13, 2008 @ 2:47 am

  2. Automatic disqualification because of its overuse in a Sprite ad.

    Comment by MCQ — July 13, 2008 @ 3:47 am

  3. I was going to say the Nails as well. And they used it in a Sprite ad? Crazy.

    Comment by jjohnsen — July 13, 2008 @ 6:44 am

  4. “My Favorite Things”

    Comment by Jack — July 13, 2008 @ 7:43 am

  5. “God” by John Lennon (the list part starts about a minute into the song so be patient)

    Comment by Brian V — July 13, 2008 @ 7:55 am

  6. Oh geeze. Until now I couldn’t figure out what list songs were. Songs that just list a bunch of things in the lyrics?

    Does this one count?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcsvJvLMzyA

    Comment by Susan M — July 13, 2008 @ 8:26 am

  7. U2 has to have some list songs. All I can think of is “Promenade.” What else?

    Comment by Susan M — July 13, 2008 @ 8:49 am

  8. Bad.

    Comment by Clark — July 13, 2008 @ 9:41 am

  9. I stand by “88 Lines.” I’ve never seen the commercial, and since pretty much everyone except (one of) the Doors is a sell out anyway, I don’t think that’s a disqualification.

    Comment by kuri — July 13, 2008 @ 12:16 pm

  10. Susan: I don’t think that’s a list song, it’s more of a story song, but it’s disqualified just because I don’t like it.

    Clark, “Bad” does have a list in it, but it doesn’t come until 4 minutes in. It’s not primarily a list song, but there may be other U2 songs that qualify.

    kuri, sorry, the decision of the judges is final.

    Here’s a dance being performed to another great list song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUefTPUKUcU

    Comment by MCQ — July 13, 2008 @ 1:34 pm

  11. Apparently, it was a series of Mazda commercials that used “88 lines.” That’s actually worse.

    There is another Nails song that is a great list song, probably better than “88 lines.” It’s called “Things You Left Behind,” from their Dangerous Dreams album. I can’t find a link, but you can hear it on iTunes.

    Comment by MCQ — July 13, 2008 @ 2:05 pm

  12. Man - wikipedia has an entry for everything. Here’s the entry for “List Song.”

    Comment by danithew — July 13, 2008 @ 2:24 pm

  13. It’s not on that wikipedia page, but does Land of 1,000 Dances count?

    Comment by Brian V — July 13, 2008 @ 2:57 pm

  14. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2lbiS1fris

    Comment by Eric Russell — July 13, 2008 @ 3:23 pm

  15. U2 has to have some list songs.

    Numb

    Comment by Rusty — July 13, 2008 @ 3:38 pm

  16. Good call, Rusty.

    Comment by Eric Russell — July 13, 2008 @ 3:51 pm

  17. Step Right Up by Tom Waits might also count.

    Comment by Brian V — July 13, 2008 @ 4:44 pm

  18. A couple more, both by Chuck Berry:

    Too Much Monkey Business (the obvious precursor to Subterranean Homesick Blues)
    Promised Land (a travelogue, which I suppose might be a subset of the list song genre)

    Comment by Brian V — July 13, 2008 @ 4:59 pm

  19. Eric,
    I didn’t click on your link until after my comment. Then I felt dumb. Then I drank some milk.

    Comment by Rusty — July 13, 2008 @ 8:03 pm

  20. People Who Died by the Jim Carroll Band.

    Horrible song, but worth mentioning in this context.

    Comment by Last Lemming — July 13, 2008 @ 8:27 pm

  21. So, mostly we learn from this that people shouldn’t write list songs?

    What about New Dress by DM?

    Comment by shazbraz — July 13, 2008 @ 9:16 pm

  22. Ball of Confusion by Tina Turner -

    Comment by Gilgamesh — July 13, 2008 @ 10:45 pm

  23. Here’s the ancestor of all these songs:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7-rRIeBZcw

    Comment by Bill — July 13, 2008 @ 11:01 pm

  24. Haha. That’s awesome.

    Gilgamesh, that song was originally by the Temptations. Great choice.

    Comment by Susan M — July 14, 2008 @ 8:27 am

  25. I consider memorizing REM’s It’s the End of the World… as one of the greatest achievements of my youth.

    Comment by Tim J. — July 14, 2008 @ 11:45 am

  26. Geeze. Not even Michael Stipe did that.

    Comment by Susan M — July 14, 2008 @ 12:21 pm

  27. a phonebook full of accidents
    a girl to drive your car
    a suit to wear on mondays
    and a coat a magazine
    a heavy rain a holiday
    a painting of the wall
    a knife a fork and memories
    a light to see it all
    you didn’t leave me anything
    that i can understand
    hey i never meant that stuff
    i want to turn you round
    dominoes a pack of cards
    a picture of the queen
    a dress to wear on sundays
    and a handle for the door
    a letter that i sent for you
    a note you left for me
    a wave a pack of cigarettes
    a pocket full of beads
    you didn’t leave me anything
    that i can understand
    hey i never meant that stuff
    i want to turn you on
    you didn’t leave me anything
    that i can understand
    hey i never meant that stuff
    i want to turn you round
    you didn’t leave me anything
    that i can understand
    hey i never meant that stuff
    i want to turn you on
    the sound of people getting drunk
    a ceiling and a sky
    a bank that’s full of promises
    a telephone that lies
    a visit from your doctor
    he crawls in through the door
    a mirror you can look in
    so that you know where you are
    you didn’t leave me anything
    that i can understand
    hey i never meant that stuff
    i want to turn you round
    you didn’t leave me anything
    that i can understand
    now i’m left with all of this
    a room full of your trash

    - P Furs “All of This And Nothing”

    Comment by Susan M — July 14, 2008 @ 6:08 pm

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